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Uneasy Listening

by Dave Keir

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    Recorded and mixed at Keircroft, Bridge Of Canny, Banchory, Scotland, 2007 & 2008
    Mastered by David Glasser at Airshow Mastering, Boulder, CO, USA
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1.
Five thousand children no foreigner could rule Were slaughtered in the sleet when following a fool To keep the people friendly, to keep the lion tame They used the paper and the pen, the sword and the flame From the year of the tourist to the year of the sheep For the morality of the nation and the king's peace to keep For sound economics and common sense They turned overpopulation into a wilderness Now the hills are kept empty for sophisticated eyes The picture on the postcard is the consolation prize Oh my, look at the view! The hills are kept empty for me and for you
2.
How Well 05:18
How well do you know The lady in the beige coat? There’s something reminds me I can’t put a name to I’ve been wrong more often than I’ve been right, a terrible Thing I know, I live with it Every night, I know that it’s Just too bad, It’s over and Done with now, I couldn’t go Back again, even if I knew how How well do you know her? Does she keep well? Is she sober? There’s something familiar But I might be mistaken I’ve been wrong more often than I’ve been right, a terrible Thing I know, I live with it Every night, I know that it’s Just too bad, It’s over and Done with now, I couldn’t go Back again, if even I Wanted to
3.
Po Faced 03:01
This is no place to be With the sun beating down on me I'm thirsty jeez, give me whisky please But, no ice and no repartee There's power in the words you said You've got muscles in your head You've got a savage tongue for one so young You talk like an exocet You said you were looking to me But you were looking through me Like you never knew me I know that you’re no man's fool You live by no man's rules You need a man to hate to feel emancipated Po-faced and cruel It took half a century Finally for me to see There is more grace in outer space And this is no place to be
4.
Wise guys say that We can be all that we want to be Rich men all say We all have to same opportunities I don’t think so Heiresses say Everything comes to him who can wait I don’t think so Winners all say We make our own luck through our industry They say that fortune Favours the brave and the virtuous I don’t think so
5.
I lie awake at night But I’m not counting sheep I’m just trying To get some sleep Turn on the radio A little Jazz FM I’d sleep easy If I could play like them Get up in the morning Go to shave my face Get ready To join the human race A coffee and a cigarette For the sake of my heart These days it needs a little Kick start Step into the big wide world March along in time Try to remember which One of these steps is mine Living is easy Without any sub-plots I’m just happy Joining up the dots
6.
Pandora 03:38
You know my greatest hope Why don't we elope All you need is a suitcase, some toothpaste and soap When I put up my ladder and you climb down When he's deep asleep Or even counting sheep You can tentatively tip-toe, you can crawl, you can creep When I put up my ladder and you climb down Oh Pandora I'll meet you in the middle of the night Oh Pandora The moon is bright Push your window wide Then you can crawl outside I'll shine up a torch for your footsteps to hide When I put up my ladder and you climb down We can take a train To the aeroplane We can both turn our backs on the past and the pain When I put up my ladder and you climb down
7.
Somebody told me I’ve got nothing to show For thirty-five years of this ebb and flow Oh, that’s just not so You’re not her husband, how the hell would you know? You’d better be careful what you say to her She doesn’t forget it very easily, sir Oh, never talk in your sleep Don’t make any promises that you cannot keep I like to be beneath the night sky Taking for granted that she’s close by Oh, by the light of Mercury and Mars I like to be thanking my luck stars She has a particular way to be She has a singular appeal to me Oh, I’ve got nothing more to say It’s none of your business anyway
8.
How d’you do? I’m a little tinker And I am here to have a ball And you can join me if you want to All you have to do is stuff it all I’ve been in and out of wedlock I keep forgetting my house keys But there’s another little lady So dear ‘till I hear her beck and call I’ve been around and around I’ve seen the great days I’ve been with the movers and the shakers Napoleon, Elton John; I’ve seen them all You know, I really had to come here ‘cause I heard you were so nice I hope I’ve made a good impression Now please, on your knees and prepare to fall
9.
Better Now 05:57
When we met I was sitting alone at a table You were with your friend You came over and introduced yourself Oh, You know better now You’ve learned your lesson well Oh, and how When we were abroad You were sitting alone at a table I was on a stage I come over when I was able Oh, You know better now You’ve learned your lesson well Oh, and how
10.
The Outfidel 02:59
I don’t mind the Salvation Army Shaking them tins at me But if they think I’m gonna go down and get saved on Sunday They’re barking up the wrong tree Well I don’t mind the pious and the pilgrims Sending their children to them faith schools As long as them kids grow up and make up their minds Which one of them faiths rules Life used to be so simple I used to pray before I went to bed Did I put up my stocking on Christmas Eve? You bet! But I was so young and impressionable I still can’t get it out of my head Now, nothing would please me better Than to have some Gods watching over me But Zeus, and Apollo and Aphrodite Are all dead now unfortunately There was a man at the school I went to Made me pray before I got fed He was a figure who filled me with dread If I could only turn back the clock I would slap him upside his head
11.
The Hooligan 01:59
No reason at all For you to fear I saw you there And I wanted you here Some of them say That I'm a married man Reckless and a rover And a hooligan I am a paragraph On the problem page A liar and a leper And I'm all the rage It's a name for your children To make them respectable Oh, but I'm sceptical Some are made in heaven And they are mystical Oh, metaphysical A little laughter and love A little luxury If she don't get it from him She'll get it from me Some of my friends Go walking down the isle Till death us do part Or the nearest mile
12.
Ice On Fire 03:01
Every time that I'm near you I feel desire like a dagger Which I must hide Deep inside I'd need a magical potion For my romantic notion I'd need to weave a spell And be a wizard as well Your eyes are like windows 0!n an impossible sunrise And every word you say Melts me away Just like ice on fire When I said that I liked you You did not believe me Now, what me is true Is clearly not for you Just like this ice on fire
13.
I was worried about my home And all that I had ever known I hope that I will know better the next time And how it could be Easy strong and free I was worried about the clock About the tick and about the tock I hope that I will know better the next time And how it could be Easy strong and free I was worried about the cost About the profit and about the loss I hope that I will know better the next time And how it could be Easy strong and free I was worried about love Bored by the smooth and afraid of the rough I hope that I will know better the next time And how it could be
14.
Hootenanny 05:09
I woke up this morning beneath my bedclothes I had a suspicion that the sun had rose The sky was blue, the earth was bright Sure am glad to see the back of that night Oh, listen young man To see the gathering of the clans Oh, clap your hands Send a hootenanny all over this land I couldn't believe it so I checked once more It was big bright and yellow, but I still wasn't sure It seems such a long time, do you know what I mean? Where have you been hiding? Where have you been? Daylight was poking through a hole in the sky Oh, and it poked me right in the eye There are fifty young maidens out on the hill Bring us some wine for our bellies to fill Play on the pipes, dance a quadrille Then go hunting on the mountain for some rabbits to kill
15.
Walking along my heart is singing Wondering what today is bringing And it's so easy to forget That there are cripples baby walking in the street And hungry men who have food enough to eat And it's so easy to forget And yes I'm only guessing But I think I could be right I want to stay forever I want to stay tonight My hands are healing my feet are flying If I can't keep a straight face it's through no lack of trying But it's so easy to forget Today I can smile without having to say "cheese" I've been down on my luck but never down on my knees And it's so easy to forget Now our little boy is asleep in his bed He's got a thumb in his mouth, he's got a dream in his head And it's so easy to forget

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released December 24, 2008

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